Just so I don't forget about this...
When Max was 4 and in pre-school, he was making holiday decorations using pinecones.
He was particularly fidgety ALL morning until finally Mrs. Steinbock, a rather charming British grandma,
said to him, "Max! Do you have ants in your pants??"
To which he replied quite seriously, "No, just this."
And pulled out the biggest pinecone
he could cram into his britches.
When asked why he had a pinecone in his pants he said,
"I was hiding it because I didn't think I could take it home."
Max left, Fellissimo right